Turtle Watching T-Shirts

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

Spiro & Pusho and the terrapin

'Don't worry about it Bob: 130 is the new 100...'

"Stop touching me Steve!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Swan Fairy Tales

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Bears catching fish

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I think we may be related!"

TSA Noah

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"