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Caution. Slow drivers ahead searching for snakes on the road.

"And that would be little Susan."

'How am I supposed to follow in your footsteps when you don't have any?'

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"Any particular colour, sir?"

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

Swan Fairy Tales

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Bears catching fish

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I think we may be related!"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'