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'We think you should resign.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Bee flying to another flower.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Turtle Trailer Court

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"You've changed."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Penguin

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"He's so full of shit."

Danth battle?

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'