Reptile Observer Mugs

'We think you should resign.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Bears catching fish

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You've changed."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Penguin

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Danth battle?

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"He's so full of shit."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'