Critter Observer Mugs

"It looks as though we've got mice and blue-tits!"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"You've changed."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Penguin

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"He's so full of shit."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

The life of penguins.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

Shark food pyramid.