Critter Observer Gifts

"It looks as though we've got mice and blue-tits!"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Bears catching fish

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Penguin

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You've changed."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

The life of penguins.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"He's so full of shit."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'