Cat Observer Gifts

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"He's into binge fetching."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

Cat Show

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

"Slippery, huh?"

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"Curiosity."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

Cat in a Christmas tree.

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Good book?'

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.