Cat Dynamics Observer Gifts

"He always has to get the last 'meow' in."

Cat Show

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

"Curiosity."

'Good book?'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Parrot annoying dog.

"He's into binge fetching."

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

The appointed time

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

'Who wants to be man's best friend anyway.'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

'His 'get-up-and-go' got up and went ages ago'

"I think I have allergies to something in this room."

"It looks as though we've got mice and blue-tits!"

You're right! She's mad because we got her a small rodent for her birthday last year, too.

"What?!"

"Does this box make me look fat?"

"Well, I think it's a BIG improvement over how he used to play with them after he caught them!"

Cat and Owner Ignore Each Other.

Mom to other about hyper kid: 'Our little firecracker was born on the fourth of July. That's why we named him 'Boomer'.'

Well, I told you she fancied me!

'Ohhhh, he finally broke.'

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

'Can you teach me how to do that?'

"Meow?"