Cunning Critter Observer Gifts

'You should see the bird feeder I built, it's 100% squirrel proof.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Penguin

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"You've changed."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"He's so full of shit."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Deer Cross Dressing.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."