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'You should see the bird feeder I built, it's 100% squirrel proof.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Bears catching fish

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You've changed."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Penguin

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"He's so full of shit."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

Deer Cross Dressing.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.