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"You're amazing!"

'And a hint of oak.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"What's all this?"

Dog Park Zoom

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

Dog Sees Only Food

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

Dog executives are in a duel

"Now that's art!"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"What's worse, that or this?"

"You've got to lay off the homework."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Dogs and Cake

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."