Critter Connoisseur Mugs

"You're amazing!"

'And a hint of oak.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

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'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"What's all this?"

Dog Park Zoom

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Dog Sees Only Food

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Dogs and Cake

Dog executives are in a duel

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"It's only the wind."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"Now that's art!"