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"You just don't get it, do you?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"What's all this?"

Dog Park Zoom

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"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Casting in the swamp.

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

Dog Sees Only Food

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"You've got to lay off the homework."

Dogs and Cake

Dog executives are in a duel

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

"It's only the wind."