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No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people person.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I don't know what it is, but if Ben's afraid of it, a shotgun won't do you any good!'

Casting in the swamp.

For services to Tourism. . .

Yeti

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Giant Monster in Bath

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"