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'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Casting in the swamp.

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"You're amazing!"

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

A Kangermoo

Centaur falls in love.

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"Something nocturnal."

The Centaur of Attention.

"We got your bloodwork back, it doesn't appear to be yours."

For services to Tourism. . .

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'Oh, and by the way. Did I mention that I'm garlic intolerant?'

"We've got to fit a brace."

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

How Platypuses Are Born

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

Blue wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."

Man takes mermaid to vet.