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"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

Men gossiping

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Trappist talk show.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

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"You're amazing!"

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Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"Something nocturnal."

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"Hold that afterthought!"

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"She never has a bad word to say about anyone, she's always too busy talking about herself..."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"