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"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

Men gossiping

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Trappist talk show.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

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'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"You're amazing!"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"Something nocturnal."

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"Hold that afterthought!"

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"Are you talking to me?"

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."