Pet Conversation Connoisseur T-Shirts

Let them wear their pet conversation mastery with pride. Our witty t-shirts are ideal for pet lovers who enjoy showcasing their clever pet talk in style.

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'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Men gossiping

Men gossiping

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

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"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"What's all this?"

"What's all this?"

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Dog Park Zoom

Dog Park Zoom

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Another slander suit!"

"Another slander suit!"

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Dog Sees Only Food

Dog Sees Only Food

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

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Pet Conversation Connoisseur Mugs

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