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'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Hey, a meat truck! Let’s go after it!" "Nah. My owner’s a lawyer. I only chase ambulances." "Oooh."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Actually I never loved you."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"You've once said about your work, 'Meow, meow-meow, meeeow.' What did you mean by that?"

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

"How are we supposed to know what's bothering him when we don't speak bark?"

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"Other end, Steve. We've already met."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't eat so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much floatsam.'

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...