Extinct Creatures Connoisseur T-Shirts

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Casting in the swamp.

"You're amazing!"

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"Something nocturnal."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

For services to Tourism. . .

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

How Platypuses Are Born

Mammoth

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

Common Dodo!

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

Dodo with rubber ring

"Good news, the Dodo King has heeded the advice that flying is dangerous and decreed that the key to our long term survival is to become flightless..."

Dinosaurs

"My favourite? The bluebuck! Now, that was a tasty treat! It's extinct now unfortunately: darn humans..."

Cavemen attack a giant woolly snail

'I can't wait to see what we've done with this planet.'

Yeti

The Very Last Dinosaur