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Common Dodo!

Love at First Sight

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Warrior Woman

Neptune

"We’re a lending aquarium."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Phoenix

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Dragon Graph

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Scientist seen on loch.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Sea Monster

The Golf Gremlin.

"You're awfully quiet tonight."