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'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Even despite the impending danger, they are still compelled to cross!'

Snake charmer attracting other snakes.

"Oh look, yours is taking a selfie!"

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

'It's true - the legs go first!'

Chameleon and TV

'Home ownership is great! You should look into it.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I have serious doubts about the theory of evolution."

A chameleon exotic dancer.

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"Who gets the Mousse Au Hamster?"

Frog with teeth.

Chameleon

Wannabe rattlesnake.

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

'That's right...you're always snapping at me.'

'This sounds like it might be it...'Foot Rot'.'

'I wish they'd do something about the homeless problem around here!'

'I'm not fast enough to strike my prey anymore, I'm reduced to tripping...'

"I've downsized."

"Typical, you knew my mother was coming today, so you had to have a big meal to be torpid for a few days!"

Spring, when a young snake's fancy turns to pheromones on the air.

''What's the point of big chompers, we swallow everything whole!"

Alabama, The Lizard State

"No, it's not a scribe's error. I'm setting a trend!"

"Really Dad? We can sunbake all day long without having to put sunscreen on?!"

"...and the cast should come off in four to six weeks."

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"