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Steve Irwin.

"If this cleaning hurts I'll bite your f****g head off."

Crocodile Guards.

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

"Now, be careful around here Darling, as if the fall doesn't kill you, the crocodiles will..."

"Remember kid, don't bite off more than you can chew."

"Do you sell crocodile shoes?"

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Turtle Trailer Court

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Crocodile

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"We haven't danced in ages."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"Overkill, dude."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Crocodile Food Pyramid

Tortoises breakdancing

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Chameleon and TV

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"I've downsized."

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.