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'Well, so much for the clean getaway. 'F' means forward and 'R' means reverse, Vince...'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'I'm sick of all the stress - when's the next canoe coming - what if there are two canoes - who takes which one?'

'Do you have a dental plan?'

'A crocodile loose in Bristol? I think people ought to get their eyes tested!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

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"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Trump's State Visit to the UK

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'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Gator Painter.

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'