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'Well, so much for the clean getaway. 'F' means forward and 'R' means reverse, Vince...'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'I'm sick of all the stress - when's the next canoe coming - what if there are two canoes - who takes which one?'

'Do you have a dental plan?'

'A crocodile loose in Bristol? I think people ought to get their eyes tested!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Crocodile

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

Happy birthday Darling!

Sea Horse outside saloon

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Crocodile Shoes

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Trump's State Visit to the UK

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Steve Irwin.

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Goldfish funeral

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s