Crocodile Lover T-Shirts

"Skip the Hygiene Video, just pick my teeth."

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"We don't have the brain capacity to hatch fancy attack plans: So, our hunting is based on patience and opportunistic strikes..."

"Mr. Krock came to us from the the public sector after they drained the swamp."

"And he doesn't shed at all."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Crocodile

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Scientist seen on loch.

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"You've got a friend in me."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Crocodile Shoes

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Whats your poison.'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'