Crocodile Cuddler T-Shirts

"It appears that the vet did some good for our croc, afterall."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Crocodile

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Crocodile Shoes

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Gator Painter.

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

Cunning Crocodile.

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

Filming the Crocodile.