Crocodile Cuddler Gifts

"It appears that the vet did some good for our croc, afterall."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Crocodile

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Crocodile Shoes

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Steve Irwin.

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Gator Painter.

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

Filming the Crocodile.

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'