Crocodile Aficionado Gifts

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

Crocodile

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

"Yeah, my attack on the gnu made it to the final cut of the documentary and it was shown in slow motion: awesome!"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Danth battle?

Snake Eyes

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

Crocodile Shoes

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'