Crocodile Lover Gifts

"Skip the Hygiene Video, just pick my teeth."

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"We don't have the brain capacity to hatch fancy attack plans: So, our hunting is based on patience and opportunistic strikes..."

"Mr. Krock came to us from the the public sector after they drained the swamp."

"And he doesn't shed at all."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Crocodile

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Scientist seen on loch.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"You've got a friend in me."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Crocodile Shoes

Steve Irwin.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'Whats your poison.'