Crocodile Collector Gifts

Gator Painter.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Crocodile

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Mummy?!

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Free Range Cows.

Crocodile Shoes

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Steve Irwin.

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'Stampede!!'