Crocodile Collector Gifts

Gator Painter.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Crocodile

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

Mummy?!

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Free Range Cows.

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Crocodile Shoes

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'Stampede!!'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'