Crocodile Catcher Gifts

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Crocodile

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Crocodile Shoes

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Gator Painter.

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

Cunning Crocodile.

Filming the Crocodile.

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

'Oooo! Oooo! There it goes again! That unbearable itch inside my shell!'

"My son, the crocodile!"

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

"I need your help to drain the swamp."