Crocodile Wrangler Gifts

Tiddles brings home a present.

"If you're expecting one of those old jokes with a crocodile, forget it...we've only come in for a nice quiet drink!"

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Crocodile

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Dissectum Paniculata

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Fish don't like worms.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'Fresh eggs!'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Crocodile Shoes

Steve Irwin.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Snake Dress-Up

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

Gator Painter.

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'