Crocodile Adventurer Gifts

"I would use a three iron."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"A little help, please."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Crocodile

Creative Baby.

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Dog on a plane.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Dog fetches dice

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Crocodile Shoes

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'Mice escaped again@?'

"Your bone."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Steve Irwin.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"Me, I haven't been scared for a long time! Look at my beautiful long tail..."

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.