Crocodile Adventurer Mugs

"I would use a three iron."

"A little help, please."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Crocodile

Creative Baby.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

Dog on a plane.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Your bone."

Crocodile Shoes

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'Mice escaped again@?'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Dog fetches dice

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"Me, I haven't been scared for a long time! Look at my beautiful long tail..."

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'