Crocodile Admirer Gifts

Steve Irwin.

"If this cleaning hurts I'll bite your f****g head off."

Crocodile Guards.

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

"Now, be careful around here Darling, as if the fall doesn't kill you, the crocodiles will..."

"Remember kid, don't bite off more than you can chew."

"Do you sell crocodile shoes?"

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Crocodile

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

"We haven't danced in ages."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Overkill, dude."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Tortoises breakdancing

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Chameleon and TV

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"I've downsized."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

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