Crocodile Enthusiasts Gifts

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Bob's last days as moat monitor.

'Settle, down! One at a time! OK, who wanted the hand and cheese on rye?'

Catching A Crocodile.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Agility God

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Crocodile

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

Crocodile Shoes

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Gator Painter.

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Corn Lizard

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Snake Blogging