Crocodile Enthusiasts Pillows

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Bob's last days as moat monitor.

'Settle, down! One at a time! OK, who wanted the hand and cheese on rye?'

Catching A Crocodile.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Agility God

Crocodile

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Crocodile Shoes

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Steve Irwin.

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

Gator Painter.

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Corn Lizard