Crocodile Connoisseur Pillows

'I'm not a big fan of product placement especially when it's under my crib.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Crocodile

Crocodile Food Pyramid

25¢ Ride the Pony

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

The Pooperrazzi

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!

"You're amazing!"

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Faux Poop!

Crocodile Shoes

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Steve Irwin.

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Gator Painter.

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

The Butcher of 35th street.

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"CSI Tulsa"

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

Filming the Crocodile.