Crocodile Connoisseur Pillows

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Crocodile

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

25¢ Ride the Pony

The Pooperrazzi

"You're amazing!"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Faux Poop!

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Crocodile Shoes

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Gator Painter.

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

The Butcher of 35th street.

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"CSI Tulsa"

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

Filming the Crocodile.

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'