Crocodile Aficionado Pillows

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

Crocodile

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

"Yeah, my attack on the gnu made it to the final cut of the documentary and it was shown in slow motion: awesome!"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Snake Eyes

Danth battle?

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

Ereptile Dysfunction