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Tiddles brings home a present.

"If you're expecting one of those old jokes with a crocodile, forget it...we've only come in for a nice quiet drink!"

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Crocodile

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Dissectum Paniculata

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Fish don't like worms.

Crocodile Food Pyramid

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Fresh eggs!'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Crocodile Shoes

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Snake Dress-Up

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Gator Painter.

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

Menace.

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."