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'I'm weary of this not-in-my-backyard mentality.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

The First Martian Dog.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"What did you download at school today?"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Rubbish Carousel

King kong 5 G.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Cow Pilot.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

Automation of Security

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Fresh eggs!'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."