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'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'

'No spiders were harmed in the eradication of your cockroaches.'

'Great! Everything's coming up roaches!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

Cow Pilot.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Fish don't like worms.

Dissectum Paniculata

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'