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"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Tennis player lands on the net.

"Care to make it interesting?"

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Badminton/Goodminton

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Automation of Security

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Snake Dress-Up

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'