Racket Wrangler Gifts

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Tennis player lands on the net.

"Care to make it interesting?"

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Badminton/Goodminton

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Monica Seles

The First Martian Dog.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Cow Pilot.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Steve Irwin.