Rat Wrangler Gifts

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

King kong 5 G.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Fish don't like worms.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Dissectum Paniculata

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Cow Pilot.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Automation of Security

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'