Rodent Wranglers Gifts

"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."

Tourists and their Pets.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Steve Irwin.

Snake Dress-Up

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

"Any sign of gophers?"

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"This should be interesting...."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"