Robot Wranglers Gifts

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Robots hitting each other

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Tourists and their Pets.

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Beware of teething baby.'

Climbing with the baby

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

King kong 5 G.

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Cow Pilot.

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Automation of Security

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Babies

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'