Remote Control Wranglers Gifts

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

'I wish someone would finally make that Larry King shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Tourists and their Pets.

'There's nothing on.'

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Binge Watch

'Beware of teething baby.'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Cow Pilot.

Automation of Security

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Dave invents the remote belt

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Steve Irwin.

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Snake Dress-Up

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"