Remote Control Wrangler Gifts

'Push remote to return to flat position.'

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

'Will you love, honour, and share custody of the remote control so long as you both shall live?'

Bruce tries-out the new Australian remote control!

'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'

"Change the channel, I can't reach the remote control."

"Helen!! I'm sick of watching our pathetic Olympic athletes! Would you hand me the remote control I left on the TV!"

Join the click

"I get 572,000 channels. I watch 4 of them."

"I took our kid three years to graduate college. It took me four years to learn all the features on this remote."

"What the ∆∂∑† do most of these Ω∞§Ωing buttons do?"

"Trapped in the tv..."

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

"Yes, I'm happy the baby is here. For the entire nine months, my wife craved the TV remote."

"Would this work on a husband and a TV remote?"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'Don't just stand there-use the remote and switch over!'

'Why didn't you tell me that the T.V. was at the repair shop?...I thought the batteries in the remote control had gone!'

Man's fear of commitment extends to the television, where he cannot decide on a program.

'You knew darn well I was watching that show! You could hear me purring a mile away.'

Grandma's remote explained

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Binge Watch

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'