Remote Work Wrangler Gifts

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

Working from home

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'I work from home - we have Kick Your Children Out of the House Day.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Binge Watch

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Cow Pilot.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Dave invents the remote belt

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Zoom Rodeos

"There's the remote!"

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'