Remote Work Wrangler Gifts

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

Working from home

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'I work from home - we have Kick Your Children Out of the House Day.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Binge Watch

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

King kong 5 G.

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Cow Pilot.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

Automation of Security

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Dave invents the remote belt

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Working from home

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."